Yep. You heard it here first. And I am not the only one who thinks that Quakers are a threat to the United States. Apparently, the US government agrees with me.The government also considers gay groups a potential threat to national secutiry (via dkos) and have been routinely spying on their activities. I think we are all familiar with those violent gay fringe groups. Like the 'Pink Panthers' and their dual security teams dubbed the 'burnt sienna' and 'mauve' shirts. Or the equally deadly Fanny Pack brigade. Purely lethal. More dangerous than Amanita bisporigera, the poisonous mushroom known as the 'Death Angel.' Beautiful, but deadly.
If only we had the powers of the Patriot Act earlier (right Dick?). We could have stopped gay terrorism dead in its tracks. But it's not too late. Call or email your congressmen NOW! Tell them to put a stop gay and gaywad related terrorist activities.
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