Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Rantings of a lunatic

This is what goes on in the brain of a person upset that the Democrats appears poised to pass health care reform. From this article in the Fargo Forum.

Philip G.
Fargo, ND 03/03/2010 3:25 PM

Hows that fascist,bigoted,racist hope and change working out for everyone. Up or down vote huh? The man was a fascist running for office, I warned everyone he will have governement take over everything if he had a choice. Anyone noticed he never did condemn Van Jones in the white house either. Van jones is a communist people. Obama doesnt care if its passed, it will take more of our freedoms away forever. Big difference between parties. I want the liberals to have freedom, they want to take mine away, and increase the size of government. There is a difference and when our country comes to the point of shooting and physical violence because of fascists like obama and others who will vote to take away my freedom of choice in medical descisions, do not come crying to me that I tried common sense and it did not work. Oil up your guns people, obama has senate legislation coming next to individually tax every bullet we shoot. JEEZ, i wonder why? Wake up people, Austria voted in Hitler too, we just have less idiots then the germans had prior to ww2. Rush was right, we hoped he would fail, now we are praying and hoping. One last thing, fascist liberals, or progressives as they should be called, you me to tell us we have no choice in our medical coverage or which doctor, yet you still want choice on killing babies? Hypocrites From now on my analogy never will i trust a liberal after this and I tell everyone who reads this. My name is posted, will a liberal post their name on here? You can come at me any time jerks, Im waiting with guns loaded, hypothetically speaking

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Well, that fucking hurt.

The Vikes managed to wrangle defeat from the arms of victory once again, as they lost the NFC Championship game in overtime. Simply put, being -4 in the turnover battle rarely spells victory, even when you out gain the other team 475-225 in regulation time. Hell of a game though, and hell of a season. I'll take that game anytime over the 41-0 drubbing of 9 years ago.

I watched the game solo at the venerable Famous Sports Pub. I sat next to some old timer who told me a joke which he said was a "Minnesota Joke." So a blonde walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "Anheuser Busch?" The blonde replies, "fine, and how's your penis?" Brilliant.

Watched the end of the AFC game. Jets hung in there, but in the end Manning and Co. put it away. Much to the glee of 2 douchebag Colts fans behind me.

Here's my summary of the Vikes game: Yes, fuck, yes, fuck. yes, fuck. Halftime. Fuck, yes, fuck, yes. MFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFMFMFMF. OT. F-U-C-K. Somewhere in that time I put away about 55 dollars worth of Stella and managed to mess my cellphone up by spilling beer on it. Got home and passed out.

It'll take a few more days to get beyond ruminating on this one, but life goes on. The Vikes gave us a hell of a ride this year.

Sunday, January 17, 2010


Game day is upon us. The Vikes look to get advance to the NFC championship, while simultaneously exorcising the 35 year old ghost of Drew Pearson pushing off to catch the winning TV in the 1975 Championship game. Favre came back to win games like this. The pundits are all picking Dallas, despite the game being in the Mall of America Snoopy Land Knotts Berry Farm Target 3M Pillsbury Hubert H Humphrey Metrodome. I'm so excited!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Where to began....that is, resume.

Aww fuck, I've been gone a long time. Let's take a peek at the last few months.

October 2009:
Twins get swept by the Yankees who go on to win the WS. Fuck 'em.
Spend a week in Chicago for a conference.....spend way too much time a bar named 'Snickers'. Spend too little time catching up with old friends.

November 2009:
Eat copious amounts of turkey.

December 2009:
Go from Atlanta to Fargo to Vegas to Fargo to Atlanta and mostly maintain my sanity even though we flew out of Fargo in an honest to god real northern plains blizzard. We stayed at Bally's this go around which was decent as we got a jacuzzi suite courtesy of the 20 dollar trick. First night gambling I play some video poker while pounding back glasses of Fosters and score about 250 when I hit quad 2's. Next day is rough as I piss away 50 bucks at slots, lose a $100 buy-in at 1-2NL and lose the winning bet ticket I made on USC over BC. The last night I sit down at a Mississippi Stud table and thanks in large part to making a full house, I walk away up 700 bucks or so. A nice way to end the trip.

Celebrate new years quietly with 1 GF, 2 cats, and a little wine.